this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life
JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL
sweet baaby jesssussss
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.
actual picture of actual one direction fans
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk